I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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