but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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