East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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