yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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