Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
