i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
it was like his penis was on wheels.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
