i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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