Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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