On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
