If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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