don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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