Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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