so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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