do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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