Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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