I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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