i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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