did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
