Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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