is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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