She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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