On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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