just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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