You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
