How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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