There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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