I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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