Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He passed out mid-signature
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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