That's intense
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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