My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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