Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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