Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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