Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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