I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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