I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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