he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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