everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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