He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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