8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize