We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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