i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jไger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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