Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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