real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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