I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
