You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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