Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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