All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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