no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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