i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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