it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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