we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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