tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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