a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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